The following Waterborne Creed was going around Ft. Davis in the 80's! The author is not known...Anyone want to pony up as the author?

 WATERBORNE CREED
 
Just a little north of Columbia
Ft. Davis is the spot
Where I'm doomed to spend my time
In the land that God forgot
 
Down in the land of down pour
Down where the men get blue
Right on the border of nowhere
Thousands of miles from you
 
I sweat and drink and sail
It's more than I can stand
I'm not what you call a convict
I'm a defender of the land
 
Some people know I'm living
Some don't give a damn
Though at home I am forgotten
I belong to Uncle Sam
 
I'm a soldier in the army
Earning my monthly pay
Guarding people with millions
For a buck and half a day
 
When I get to heaven
St. Peter's gonna yell
"Oh Lord, this man's from Panama
He's spent his time in HELL!!"